Best WhatsApp Status Ever | Cool Attitude, Love, Sad, Inspirational, Funny, Royal, Images & Quotes

  • Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
  • I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
  • I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
  • I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  • Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
  • Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
  • They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
  • If your bad. Call me your Dad.
  • I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?   
  • Can’t talk, telepathy only!
  • Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say… I am Mind Blowing.
  • How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  • SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
  • Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.         
  • I can see you checking my whatsapp status


  • I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
  • If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
  • I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
  • Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
  • Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
  • Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
  • I live for myself and I answer to nobody
  • Before you judge me, make sure you are perfect.”
  • Your LIFE is a PUZZLE, don’t waste your time trying to place people where they don’t fit.
  • Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
  • This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.


  • be young, be dope, be proud.
  • I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.
  • Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
  • I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.
  • If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
  • You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
  • Why fit in when you’re born to stand out?
  • If a really, really pretty girl needs a ride home, I’m your guy.
  • This is my cup of care. Oh look, it’s empty.
  • You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll need a few minutes to recover from the tragedy.
  • If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote.
  • I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.
  • When I’m good I’m best, when I’m bad I’m worst.
  • I’m not mean, I’m brutally honest. It’s not my fault truth hurts. Here’s a band-aid.
  • I am sorry I do not have heaters installed in my rear.
  • Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
  • I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

  • I’m a bad girl, you ain’t used to that.
  • I like being glamorous because it’s not a crime.
  • Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
  • My heart says yes but my mom says no.
  • Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
  • If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
  • When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
  • Keep your man off my Instagram, chick.
  • She may be a bitch, but she’s a genuine bitch with a heart.
  • Yes that’s why I’m crowned queen, and I ain’t lookin’ for the prom king.
  • Your clothes should be tight enough to show you’re a woman
  • but loose enough to show you’re a lady.
  • I’m the girl you’ll never BE.
  • Always wear your invisible crown.
  • Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • Hotter than a middle eastern climate.
  • I have got a good heart but this mouth.
  • Just Wing it, be it Eyeliner, Life or everything.
  • I am the girl everyone wants, not the girl everyone had.


  • I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair…
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
  • I didn’t change, you just never knew me.”
  • Love me or hate me but you will never change me.”
  • When you are a good person, you don’t lose people. They lose you.”
  • Everyone says that love hurts, but thats not true. Loneliness hurts, rejection hurts, losing someone hurts. Everyone confuse these things with love.
  • Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
  • I wish i could trade my heart for another liver … that i can drink more and care less

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  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
  • A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t go anywhere until you change it
  • The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.”
  • Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.”
  • Do not allow negative people to turn you into one of them
  • “Life moves pretty fast.If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.—Ferris Bueller
  • TIME decides who you meet in your life. Your HEART decides who you want in your life. BEHAVIOR decides who will stay in your life.
  • Good decisions come from experience, and experience comes from bad decisions.
  • Two things to remember, DON’T make decisions when you’re angry and DON’T make promises when you’re happy..
  • “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.—Ralph Waldo Emerson”
  • If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
  • If you want to be sad, live in the past. If you want to be anxious, live in the future. If you want to be peaceful, live in the NOW.
  • The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.
  • “Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.–Buddha”
  • I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.
  • Happiness comes with a price tag. If you are smiling, you have already paid for it in past.
  • A dead thing goes with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.


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  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
  • I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Nice pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
  • I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
  • I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
  • Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
  • I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
  • I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
  • I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  • When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
  • Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
  • At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
  • I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.


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